1000th Visitor Crowned

There was a bit of confusion at the finish folks. It was a tight race, but proof has come through. The photo finish has been decided with a screen shot. Yes, that's it there, sent in by.... ALLISTER!!!! Allister, Allister! Do you have a moment? Dave from the Earley Edition. The 1000th visitor to this blog! Congratulations, how does it feel??
Yeah, yeah good mate. You know, I put in the hard yards, went 110% today, can't be disappointed with the outcome.
I think we can all agree here, that was a sterling effort. Well done! Anything else you'd like to add before we present the prize?
Ah, sure. G'day mum!
Haha, that's the way. Kiddies at home, take note, you would do well to learn from this young man's unassuming character. Look up to him. Be like him. It's your only chance in this crazy, mixed up world. Nice sentiment there Allister.
No, all I said was, g'da...
That's nice. Now Bob, tell him...what...he's...oh, the suspense! Tell him what he's WONNN!!!
Dave, it's a nnneeewwwww post!
A what?
I said Dave, it's a nnneeewwwwww POST!!!
Still not with you here Bob
I don't see it. This better be good.
This is it Dave.
You mean... THIS post.
That's right Dave, a nnnneee...
Shutup Bob. Well...uhh..there, or rather, here, you have it Allister!! The lucky winner of this post ladies and gentl...
You guys suck. I am so not coming back here.
Ahhh...well, I don't blame you. One man band, no budget, deadlines... it's a tough news world my friend, and frankly, I'm not so sure this organisation has got what it takes to make it. And don't even get me started on the benefits.....benefits?! You can take your stin...
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the earley edition - Posted by Dave @ 9/04/2004 12:42:00 am || ||