I had to take a picture of this skywriting I saw today. I'm not sure who would hate someone enough to pay for this, but Mike must really suck.
It reminded me of another Mike I know...
This Mike removes the magnetic strip from library books so he can steal them without setting off the beeper. He keyed his mother's car once because she forgot to make his lunch before he went to work. I've noticed him mixing rat poison in my bird bath, which is so wrong. You'd think I wouldn't hang around with this jerk, and I don't! He just turns up at my house, stays until the fridge is empty and then, you get back home one day and he's just gone, along with your best DVDs and your stereo! That Mike is such a jerk. I wouldn't be surprised if the skywriting Mike is the same, but I don't think so. Everyone knows how much of a jerk he is, and they would have definitely written, "Mike is a big jerk!", just so everyone knew they were talking about Jerk Mike, not Sucky Mike. I know I would have.
the earley edition - Posted by Dave @ 6/15/2004 01:31:00 am || ||